Posted 13 hours ago

Makes me think some times, so I’m playing mortal Kombat with my lol girl and we playing the two on two ladder climb well its set to hard difficulty and well I was using scorpion and I lost in the second and third round, so then I pass the controller she beats them both with Baraka and she’s mainly just jumping around, I really don’t get it!

Posted 14 hours ago
viennesewaltz:

crazyrestlessdumblove:


Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.

viennesewaltz:

crazyrestlessdumblove:

Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.

Posted 19 hours ago

Lesbian alternatives to the phrase “Cockblock”

proximalinsanity:

thenecromerchantsdebt:

1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) Scissorception

8) Beaver dammed

Nice addition LOL!!!!

(Source: minkleburg)

Posted 19 hours ago

buttless-butler:

Joker from DC Comics

By Anthony Misiano

A.K.A Harley’s Joker, he’s seemingly the most well-known Joker Cosplayer in the world. Not much is needed to be said. He simply puts smiles on our faces.

Posted 2 days ago

Got bored last night

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lacigreen:

new vid!!  cuz healthy relationships are SUPER important and you deserve the bestest lovin in the whole friggin world.

(Sex+: RELATIONSH!T)

Posted 2 days ago

potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so badimage

what’s that weird feeling….

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where the fuck did this come fromimage

are those leggings

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WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD

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OH GODimage

u kno my name not my story<3image

I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO

which little string bean brought this back

Lol

Posted 2 days ago

For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

psychoticsnake:

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

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Being overpowered by your child

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Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

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Being attacked by your spouse

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Depression and attempted suicide

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Threat of miscarriage

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Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

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Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

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oh…

Posted 2 days ago
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How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

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sexponents:

did soulja boy ever tell em

Posted 2 days ago

muttfromthemitt:

😂😭😆😂😭😆😂😭😂😭😆

(Source: lesbooty)

Posted 2 days ago